Dear Mel,

Last week at the L-R-G photoshoot, I thought I might be warming up to you, and that maybe we could even be friends…

And, I had been feeling really cute about myself since Kareem told me my body ‘looked bananas.’ He never says anything nice to me, except that I’m a really great hair stylist – The only problem is that I’m actually a make-up artist.

In any case, the point is that I had been feeling really cute…

Then you went and posted this on your site:

I think I hate you again.

xoxo,
Jillian

For more pictures from the L-R-G shoot, go here.